News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Briefs This is your conservative media at work: Fox News Host Eric Boling claims that no only were there dancing NJ Muslims, but that they had been tipped off ahead of time so that they...
View ArticleThe Afternoon Derp
Oh, FFS: You can turn it off after about 5 seconds, and look for a wall to bang your head against. I guess the good news is that Y’all Qaeda will never be self-aware, and so the Rise of the … Continue...
View ArticleNews That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete...
View ArticleMeanwhile, At The Monkey House…
By now, everyone must have heard that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell declared that the US Senate will not confirm a replacement to the late SCOTUS Justice Antonin Scalia: “The American people...
View ArticleDon’t Ever Change, Texas
Once again, we turn to the Great State of Texas (America’s lab for bad policy) to see what topics are making them crazier than ants under a magnifying glass. Today’s Exhibit A comes to us from Texas...
View ArticleThe Morning Quote, Ryan-Style!
The Zombie-eyed Granny-starver has a plan to keep Preznint Trump in his place: On the topic of Trump’s proposed Muslim ban and his statements that he could enact such a policy without Congress, Ryan...
View ArticleJoe Manchin Explains His Value Proposition To Investors
You cannot make this up: [Joe Manchin] exhorted [S&P Global’s CERAWeek—one of the continent’s largest energy conferences] attendees to provide leadership in Washington and look for a “return on...
View ArticleSome Fries With Your Stupid
At one time, science said man came from apes. Did it not?” [Herchel Walker, front-runner for the GOP nomination for US Senate] said while speaking to the lead pastor of Sugar Hill Church in Sugar Hill,...
View ArticleHere’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day
Leave it to Fox News to find the dumbest conspiracy theory for how the devious Dems will get President Handsome Joe Biden to debate super-brainiac and stable jenius Lord Damp Nut: Yup, git ‘em all...
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